Well, you’re the one who turned their playground into a shiny, colorful adventureland. With tons of decorations. And a tree. So, blame yourself.

1. No reason to doubt this.

2. Some dogs are so excited about Christmas that they decide to open all the presents when nobody’s looking. In mid-December.

this time last year when I accidentally opened all the Xmas presents #guiltydogs #chihuahuasofinstagram #chihuahua

A post shared by charlie the chihuahua (@capt.charlie.chihuahua) on Dec 18, 2025 at 1:21pm PST

3. Although he looks innocent, his humans told us he keeps eating Christmas decorations.

🎶Oh Christmas tree… Oh Christmas tree… I'm sorry I keep eating your decorationsss 🎶🎄 #lol #guilty #boxer #puppy #puppies #boxers #boxerpuppies #tree #christmas #holidays #guiltydogs #christmastree #decorations #boxerdog #boxergram #instantboxer #pawpack #boxersofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #dogs #cute #innocent #angel #malibu #song #carols #lights #pretty #sparkles #perfect

A post shared by Malibu (@malibutheboxer) on Dec 13, 2025 at 6:01am PST

4. To quote their humans: ‘They didn’t like their new Christmas sweaters.’ So they ate them.

They didn't like their new Christmas sweaters.

A post shared by M (@m_kron) on Dec 14, 2025 at 7:03am PST

5. It’s only a matter of perspective.

Charlie steals Christmas #dogsofinstagram #dogshaming #germanshorthaired #gshp #pointeroftheday #germanshorthairedpointer #guiltydogs

A post shared by Dimster Architecture (@dimsterarchitecture) on Dec 17, 2025 at 8:25pm PST

6.Well, at least he didn’t eat you.

Yes! #iatechristmas #ihatechristmas #christmas #dog

A post shared by Kip Paige (@realkippaige) on Dec 12, 2025 at 8:33am PST